Karine Jean-Pierre, White House Press Secretary refused to answer the drone question and said she would not get into hypotheticals.…but said that President Biden has been wrestling and wrestling and wrestling with this question and has decided to preemptively pardon all further questions during his presidency!
But I know what the drones are:
Santa was notified by the Climate Change Committee that he can no longer use reindeer because their poop causes climate change. Drones were suggested. Santa felt they should stick with the original story of Christmas and phase in “the new drone delivery system” little by little, or kids would be even more upset then they are now, as many of them have just realized that the things they told Santa they wanted for Christmas were no longer appropriate for their new gender identities.
There was a big legal challenge (secretly) and finally Santa, realizing the enormous threat of climate disasters, and considering the millions of compensation in dollars offered to him, (which would come from diverting that big shipment of 988 millions of dollars for military equipment supposed to go to the Ukraine.) agreed to deliver presents by drones this year.
This money was diverted to Santa for new drone equipment, under the “Drones for Santa act” that was passed quickly and quietly in congress. What are over our skies now, are drones being flown by undocumented immigrants with serious criminal records, some in child trafficking who have been promised pardons by Biden, who also promised them American citizenship if they take these drone flying jobs and can deliver all presents on time by Christmas. They are practice flying these drones now.
This story was just published in the New Pork Times