Maybe a Mermaid will find it in the river?
Maybe a Salmon has decided to wear it?
Maybe a Bird has a new warm nest?
Maybe a Coyote is sporting it and is the envy of it’s buddies (maybe The Coyote added the word ACME to it to chase after a Roadrunner?)
Maybe it’s perched atop an Elk’s antlers?
It’s likely gone. But perhaps You’ve seen it blowing past?
Or perhaps somebody with a little Bit of Grinchy spirit of the season has a spare hat or scarf they’d like to keep my skeleton warm with? Feel free to adorn my skeleton at Spruce and Hwy 101. You’ll see the skeleton shivering on the porch.
Thank you in advance for laughing along with me, and having fun! Stay silly. Have a magical and beautiful day! Jon